Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.

Woody Allen
Some Similar Quotes
  1. If you can't win by reason, go for volume. - Bill Watterson

  2. Maybe I’m strange and perverse, but I’ve always thought there was something sexy about a compelling argument. - Therese Doucet

  3. Good editorial writing has less to do with winning an argument, since the other side is mostly not listening, than with telling the guys on your side how they ought to sound when they're arguing. - Adam Gopnik

  4. You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words. - Elizabeth Gilbert

  5. This is what we do. Not so much argue as joust, in jest. We can't stop pushing and pulling the taffy of words and concepts. - Larry Duberstein

More Quotes By Woody Allen
  1. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy,...

  2. Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

  3. I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

  4. Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

  5. If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Related Topics